Tits and Nipple Slips

Even from the tour it’s clear that Tits and Nipple Slips isn’t devoted entirely to, well, tits and nipple slips, since it also claims to offer plenty of general nude scenes along with paparazzi photos and celebrity home videos. The promised content figures are certainly eye-watering, particularly that figure of nearly a quarter of a million photos.

Given the snazziness of the tour, the presentation of the members area is a little disappointing. Nonetheless, there are more than 7,000 celebrities to see here, which more than compensates for that I’m sure you’ll agree. It looks like the video clips are all sourced from other free sites and paysites, and although it’s not a particularly well organised collection there are some good scenes here, including the famous hardcore ones like Paz Vega in Sex and Lucia and Kerry Fox in Intimacy. The sex tapes section is also relatively comprehensive, though it’s not as if you’ll have great difficulty sourcing these videos from elsewhere on the internet. And I enjoyed looking again at scenes from the infamous Gold Bird and Euro Angels films, featuring three Olympic gymnasts from Romania performing their routines in the nude.

I like the way the site divides the photo section into nude and ‘sexy’ (non-nude), so you don’t have to wade through the non-explicit stuff if you don’t want to. Not every celeb has shown us the goodies of course, though we live in hope. About a third of the photos are nude ones, the rest are candid or magazine shots, and many of these are actually pretty good quality at 1200 pixels or better. There is a nipslip section, and although there are only about fifty images in it, that does encompass most of the famous ‘clothing malfunctions’ of the stars. Other photo sections include see-through clothing and paparazzi shots, but they’re quite small and more like features than proper categories.

Photos seem to be the priority, since there have been no movie updates since September 2008, whereas getting on for three thousand images have been added in the last month alone. Other sections include drawings and a small selection of mildly amusing animations. Turning to navigation, the site lacks the sophisticated use of categories and keywords that characterises the better celebs sites out there. And searching is limited to celebrity only (not movie), which can be frustrating. Better is the helpful inclusion of image and file size under the thumbs, as well as the short reviews for the movies, which is something that sites often don’t offer.

However, this is pretty much just a mass of stock celebrity photos conveniently housed under one roof. It’s an impressively large archive, no doubt, but better organisation and the renewal of the movie updates would improve matters considerably here.

Closed site: Tits and Nipple Slips (titsandnippleslips.com) ceased operation.

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